Doherty rapidly ages, Scranton Sinks, Council celebrates

Camelot is gone. The days when Scranton Mayor Chris Doherty looked like a dusty Ralph Fiennes are gone. On national television with John Blake (?), Doherty looked like a potato head. Sunny skies over

Scraton quickly darkened when the cameras went on and his graying hair began flopping around made viewer wish he was as bald as Chris the Screamer's fill-in Michael Smeeeerconish. It was 85 degrees, but Doherty looks like he had his hands in his pocket or was taking a leak.
Clearly, the fiscal crisis caused by the Legion of Doom city council that refused the let Doherty raise revenue or cut costs then told lenders the city should default on it debts and let the bond insurers foot the bill had caught up with the city and the one-time marathoner Doherty began showing his age.